KALAN'S NAME

MEANING:

While the name Kalan creates the urge to be kind and thoughtful to others, we stress that it causes frustration through a scattered and emotional nature. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, liver and the bloodstream.

As Kalan, you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier. You make friends easily as people are attracted to your warm and generous nature. However, you have to watch that others do not take advantage of your generosity, for you are apt to be influenced by hard-luck stories and give when it might be more prudent not to. You are ever on the watch for ways and means of making some "easy money" because this name spoils initiative and ambition, producing an easy-going, come-what-may nature which attaches value to money only for the self-enjoyment it can offer.

KALAN'S GANGSTA NAME: Supa-sprung Mint Flava

KALAN'S TAXI DRIVER NAME: Fiñzer Adams

KALAN'S PIRATE NAME: Musket Ball Bryan

KALAN'S MAFIA NAME: Skinny Claudio Barrow

KALAN'S HOBBIT NAME: Berilac Danderfluff

Ok, if Kalan were ever in a relationship, his significant other should use this pet name: Lemur Ass. i.e. "Awww, did my little Lemur Ass have a rough day at work?"

KALAN'S JAPANESE NAME: Kanezane Baisotei

KALAN'S BRIT NAME: Clarence Walpole

KALAN'S HARRY POTTER NAME: Dean

KALAN'S ROMAN TIMES NAME: Apuleius Vercingetorix

KALAN'S POKENAME (remember Pokemon?): Charrider

KALAN'S JEDI NAME: Porka Camed

KALAN'S NERD NAME: Poindexter, the Plan 9 Hacker

KALAN'S BAND NAME (if Kalan were ever to be in a band...): The Sacred Monks

KALAN'S SPY NAME (what is Kalan up to?): Kalan "Dauntless" Porter
*** He has eluded capture, killed the assassin, reclaimed the family jewels and is now
confronted with 100 armed men and no visible means of escape. Is he kidding? He lives
for these scenarios and always manages to escape.
Vital Gear
Includes a loyal sidekick to help him escape (don't you wish you were the sidekick?),
crazy glue, and making sure the bad guys attack one at a time.

KALAN'S VAMPIRE NAME: Alexandru (to defend)
However, The Great Archives determine him to have gone by the identity:
Nick Flanders
Known in some parts of the world as:
Him of Sewer Rats
The Great Archives Record:
This one sinks low and is prosperous. Breeding many times over. (very funny)

KALAN'S GOTH NAME: Demonic Angel

KALAN'S POPE NAME (if Kalan were ever to become a pope. You never know.): Pope Outrageous Carlos

KALAN'S GOD NAME: Apollon

KALAN'S PRINCE NAME: Prince Aragorn The Generous

KALAN'S LORD NAME (and the difference between a lord and king is...?): The Remarkable Lord Of The Red

KALAN'S KING NAME: King Paul The Honorable (Paul?!)

KALAN'S DRUNKEN NAME (for when he forgets his name): PayTelephone, MillerLite

KALAN'S ETHNIC STUD NAME (*snort*): Alonso Rodriguez