ARE YOU SINGLE?

NOTE: This quiz is just for the girls, sorry guys I know you're disappointed...

Alright, basically this quiz lets you know if your guy is sticking with you or whether you even have one. Right, so this means if you are 'single' you'll wanna try this, if you're not sure - try it, if you're saving yourself for Kalan or you have an imaginary other half (by that I mean, someone only you know and when other people ask you where your boyfriend is, you point next to you with a 'duh' expression on your face, and then wonder why the person walked away, puzzled), this may not be for you. Have fun. Keep a box of tissues nearby in case.

1. Do you celebrate Valentine's Day?
a. Yes! It's not every day he'll buy me roses happily. I take them when I can get them.
b. I'll say it slowly. Listen carefully. No.
c. *giggles* Everyday is Valentine's Day, silly! *giggles again*
d. ….I like handing out Valentine's Day cards.

2. What is a typical date for you two?
a. Dinner and a movie. Fun, fun, fun…fun.
b. Every Friday night we go to Vincenzo's! He holds the door for me!
c. Two?
d. I saw an Adam Sandler movie last night. It was good. I mean my popcorn was good. Oh and so was the movie. It was really good.

3. Has either of you ever made dinner for the other? If so, which one?
a. A few times. I actually like those moments with him…until he burnt himself with the candle!!! *sigh*
b. Oh! We take turns every Saturday! Stewart burnt the chicken the other night. It was adoooorable!
c. Are you joking? Since when does the female do the cooking?
d. *giggles* Mother packs my lunch every day! That was a funny question…

4. What movie do you feel like seeing on lonely Friday nights?
a. Mr. and Mrs. Smith! Angelina and Brad? *drools*
b. An Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore movie. What I would give for a guy…
c. Foreign. Subtitles. Since when did heaven replace life? *drools*
d. I don't watch movies….and since when in hell am I lonely on Friday nights?

5. Who is your favorite celebrity from the following?
a. Justin Timberlake
b. Jennifer Lopez
c. John Travolta
d. Angelina/Brad (they count as one)

6. Fill in the blanks. I'm the ---, I'm the --- that you can't ---, I'm the --- one.
a. Human, technology, despise, stupid. *giggles* That was easy.
b. One, love, ignore, single.
c. Girl…stuff, hug…pretty. Oh damn, that was friggin' hard.
d. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, resist, some how single.

7. What are your favorite Kalan Porter songs out of the following?
a. In Spite of It All
b. How Many Roads
c. My Sweet One
d. Awake In A Dream

8. How do you feel about long-term relationships? Wedding, marriage?
a. I can't wait! Mother and I have it all planned! I mean…pink doilies! *gushes*
b. I don't know. I'm young. I'm beautiful. I have a lot more guys to get through.
c. Oh gawd! *vomits in a public(!) toilet*
d. One day…

9. How do you react to a break-up?
a. I, frankly, made an oath to never date again… I'm considering a nun as a career, actually…
b. Break-up? I don't know…
c. Break-up? BREAK-UP? Never. After all, Stewart and I are in love!
d. No guy will EVER break-up with ME! I will break-up with him.

10. How do you approach a crush?
a. I usually start hyperventilating before I get half way to him. *blushes*
b. I don't. My fist approaches them.
c. A conversation is easy. But sometimes I get a friend to break the ice.
d. I was really shy. So he ended up asking me! He was sooo cute!